physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
