The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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