So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I will be naked everywhere
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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