I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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