found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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