the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
