you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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