Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I understand Curling. That high.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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