I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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