This girl is more easily done than said...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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