We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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