hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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