This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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