i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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