If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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