its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
last night I used snow as a chaser
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