Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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