no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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