after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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