It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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