I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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