My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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