As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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