all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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