i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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