This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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