Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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