Christians are straight up FREAKS
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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