i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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