I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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