i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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