THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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