I looked at my own cervix.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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