People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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