why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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