she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
