I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
