I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
