Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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