Ambien. No doubt about it.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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