Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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