I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
where am i from again
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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