My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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