I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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