Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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