New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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