a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
In the future we'll all be gay
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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