NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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