its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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