How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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