why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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