So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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