That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He did a backflip because drugs
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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