you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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