If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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